Max
OKAY!!! I faxed it to you!!! YAYZ, PEOPLE LOVE ME!!!

Anwyn
Hey Max! Send me $5, absolutely FREE! No gimicks, no catches, just $5 FREE!! Don't wait, don't miss out, do it NOW!!!

Max
Cheap scams?! I'll take three!!!

Jenni
Sadly I can see people buying arse candles. Gimmicks are always worth scamming the idiots for money!

Max
Well, he has to let the demons out some time for walkies.

differentlyevi l
I've often wondered when a trepanning-them ed comic would come along.

Anwyn
No, nobody reads these. Ever.

Max
Do people like the random non-comic related stuff (like the drill in panel 3) or do you find it distracting?