And welcome back, some reader, I was wondering what had
happened to you.
Of course not! That's why you had so much room in the drawer!
Bob wears underwear?
Ah, some reader, so you were in Bob's underwear drawer all this time!
I've returned from the depths of hell!
Hey aren't those the same stools from the pub?
I hope it's after closing time
Pull. Gravity pulls. Plus equal and opposite forces and all that.
If you giggle about an idea for more than about 30 seconds it is probably a good idea not to do it. It would probably be FUN, but that is not the point.