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Phil
Because only the most attractive pigs get invited to my parties.
Anwyn
Why do party pigs always have monobrows?
Phil
One does not simply iron into Mordor ...
drakey
One day I'll reach the summit of Mount Doom, and whip out a crisply ironed shirt...
Anwyn
Woot! Extreme Ironing FTW! Iron while hang-gliding over a volcano.
Some Reader.Pon
that's a Molestia costume, isn't it?
some reader.pon
that's why I brought good ol' Slendy with me!
Fodd
I dunno, that sounds like a Metapod vs Metapod fight. . . Needs more a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object . .
Comments
If you giggle about an idea for more than about 30 seconds it is probably a good idea not to do it. It would probably be FUN, but that is not the point.