Phil All days that aren't Monday are purely fictional. And Wednesday doubly so.
But...but...but the calendar says it's Wednesday. But it has to still be Monday until the new strip arrives!
Also, Happy April! My favorite month! And totally not
because it's my birthday on the 29th.
It's because of April Fool's day
I love getting to the Root of the problem.
See, that's a lesson more kids need to learn - sometimes you need to step back from the crushing in order to smite at all.
Phil Wow, some reader, your love of February and/or us has caused it to grow an extra day ...
I know, I know, there should be books or magazines or SOMETHING behind the guy in the first two panels, but (a) I was afraid that it would get in the way of the actual guy and (b) I am too lazy. Ah well.
Unfortunately I did draw you this bonus sketch...
I've had the idea for this comic bouncing around my head for a while now ... frankly, it's a relief to finally get it out of there ...