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Phil
Because only the most attractive pigs get invited to my parties.
Anwyn
Why do party pigs always have monobrows?
Phil
One does not simply iron into Mordor ...
drakey
One day I'll reach the summit of Mount Doom, and whip out a crisply ironed shirt...
Anwyn
Woot! Extreme Ironing FTW! Iron while hang-gliding over a volcano.
Some Reader.Pon
that's a Molestia costume, isn't it?
some reader.pon
that's why I brought good ol' Slendy with me!
Fodd
I dunno, that sounds like a Metapod vs Metapod fight. . . Needs more a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object . .
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The next problem was what to do about the hole. Fortunately, I always have plenty of wine-corks lying around.
I always wondered why they seemed to insist on leaving those buttons and switches in the room right at the front. That's just asking for a click and attempt at a quick getaway.
Phil, don't forget the duct tape over the cork ;)
Does anyone actually read these?
Oh, and this is actually based on a true story. Except it wasn't me that pushed the button, I just told the angry nerds where to find the guy that did.