All days that aren't Monday are purely fictional. And Wednesday doubly so.
But...but...but the calendar says it's Wednesday. But it has to still be Monday until the new strip arrives!
Also, Happy April! My favorite month! And totally not
because it's my birthday on the 29th.
It's because of April Fool's day
I love getting to the Root of the problem.
See, that's a lesson more kids need to learn - sometimes you need to step back from the crushing in order to smite at all.
Wow, some reader, your love of February and/or us has caused it to grow an extra day ...
I love you all. Happy February
Max - brown sound. Just saying.
The next problem was what to do about the hole. Fortunately, I always have plenty of wine-corks lying around.
I always wondered why they seemed to insist on leaving those buttons and switches in the room right at the front. That's just asking for a click and attempt at a quick getaway.
Phil, don't forget the duct tape over the cork ;)
Does anyone actually read these?
Oh, and this is actually based on a true story. Except it wasn't me that pushed the button, I just told the angry nerds where to find the guy that did.