ah, finally. Better art on this website
Hey look, I've made a cameo on Splooge mountain
Eh, you're held on securely as long as you clench hard enough
I would never ride on that ride. There are no safety harnesses
well, I can understand why a...ride like that would be crazy
with the ladies, what with the whole car vibrating and all...
Best Birthday Cake ever
Thanks for the idea!
The next problem was what to do about the hole. Fortunately, I always have plenty of wine-corks lying around.
I always wondered why they seemed to insist on leaving those buttons and switches in the room right at the front. That's just asking for a click and attempt at a quick getaway.
Phil, don't forget the duct tape over the cork ;)
Does anyone actually read these?
Oh, and this is actually based on a true story. Except it wasn't me that pushed the button, I just told the angry nerds where to find the guy that did.