HEY! YOU GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT!
Some Reader 2.0
sounds like my love life, Phil!
Never mind, some reader. Easy come, easy go.
anyway, that's how I lost my medical license
The treatment was a great success.
Unfortunately the patient did not survive.
oh, you know... massing an army against Satan himself.
It's payback for his creation of the Canadian Goose
And welcome back, some reader, I was wondering what had
happened to you.
The next problem was what to do about the hole. Fortunately, I always have plenty of wine-corks lying around.
I always wondered why they seemed to insist on leaving those buttons and switches in the room right at the front. That's just asking for a click and attempt at a quick getaway.
Phil, don't forget the duct tape over the cork ;)
Does anyone actually read these?
Oh, and this is actually based on a true story. Except it wasn't me that pushed the button, I just told the angry nerds where to find the guy that did.