Thank you for the nutty fun, will be following the spiffing tales most certainly.
Nwah!! Thanks for all the insanity, violence, terrible jokes, bananas, occasional birthday cake, shits and giggles.
Full steam ahead!!
Hey! I have nothing to do with it! Besides, enough citric acid cuts even the defense!
You let Kipfler near a cocktail shaker... and then you *drank* it?
Thank Fod for Adelaide water giving the stomach a nice calcium carbonate barrier!
I know it's Tuesday. I'm still waiting too.
At long last, the return of the bananas! More aggressive than I remember, but I suppose we have been skinning and eating them for long enough, so we're overdue for a revenge attack
ha ha ha i love those kind of jokes
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The next problem was what to do about the hole. Fortunately, I always have plenty of wine-corks lying around.
I always wondered why they seemed to insist on leaving those buttons and switches in the room right at the front. That's just asking for a click and attempt at a quick getaway.
Phil, don't forget the duct tape over the cork ;)
Does anyone actually read these?
Oh, and this is actually based on a true story. Except it wasn't me that pushed the button, I just told the angry nerds where to find the guy that did.