Of course not! That's why you had so much room in the drawer!
Bob wears underwear?
Ah, some reader, so you were in Bob's underwear drawer all this time!
I've returned from the depths of hell!
Hey aren't those the same stools from the pub?
I hope it's after closing time
Pull. Gravity pulls. Plus equal and opposite forces and all that.
Kipfler, I completely understand - my brain does the same thing with the hours between 6 and 8 a.m.
Sorry, my brain is attempting to deny the existence of Mondays
The next problem was what to do about the hole. Fortunately, I always have plenty of wine-corks lying around.
I always wondered why they seemed to insist on leaving those buttons and switches in the room right at the front. That's just asking for a click and attempt at a quick getaway.
Phil, don't forget the duct tape over the cork ;)
Does anyone actually read these?
Oh, and this is actually based on a true story. Except it wasn't me that pushed the button, I just told the angry nerds where to find the guy that did.