Because only the most attractive pigs get invited to my parties.
Why do party pigs always have monobrows?
One does not simply iron into Mordor ...
One day I'll reach the summit of Mount Doom, and whip out a crisply ironed shirt...
Woot! Extreme Ironing FTW! Iron while hang-gliding over a volcano.
that's a Molestia costume, isn't it?
that's why I brought good ol' Slendy with me!
I dunno, that sounds like a Metapod vs Metapod fight. . . Needs more a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object . .
I drewed the lightning-stuff but good wit da help of 'Pixel Perfect' - google it today!
All toasters hate me, they're my natural enemy or something, my nemesi if you will.
I have Lab equipment like that toaster. You think that appliance is nasty? See how much damage they do when they have radioactivity to play with!