Phil Because only the most attractive pigs get invited to my parties.
Why do party pigs always have monobrows?
Phil One does not simply iron into Mordor ...
One day I'll reach the summit of Mount Doom, and whip out a crisply ironed shirt...
Woot! Extreme Ironing FTW! Iron while hang-gliding over a volcano.
that's a Molestia costume, isn't it?
that's why I brought good ol' Slendy with me!
Fodd I dunno, that sounds like a Metapod vs Metapod fight. . . Needs more a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object . .
Missed the following that I have also heard
"Is the device that you are having problems with a computer?"
"When you applied for your job did you put on your resume that you knew how to use a computer?"
"I'm sorry I can't help you with your complaint about your son's soccer team. Perhaps you should call the sports association"
"Click with the left mouse button. Yes, the one that is on the left hand side of the mouse"
"Sorry I can't see what you are pointing at, I'm not in the same room."
Also many others. Glad I don't have to do that as often any more.