Phil Of course not! That's why you had so much room in the drawer!
Bob wears underwear?
Phil Ah, some reader, so you were in Bob's underwear drawer all this time!
I've returned from the depths of hell!
Hey aren't those the same stools from the pub?
I hope it's after closing time
Pull. Gravity pulls. Plus equal and opposite forces and all that.
Kipfler, I completely understand - my brain does the same thing with the hours between 6 and 8 a.m.
Kipfler Sorry, my brain is attempting to deny the existence of Mondays
Missed the following that I have also heard
"Is the device that you are having problems with a computer?"
"When you applied for your job did you put on your resume that you knew how to use a computer?"
"I'm sorry I can't help you with your complaint about your son's soccer team. Perhaps you should call the sports association"
"Click with the left mouse button. Yes, the one that is on the left hand side of the mouse"
"Sorry I can't see what you are pointing at, I'm not in the same room."
Also many others. Glad I don't have to do that as often any more.