Phil Eh, you're held on securely as long as you clench hard enough
Max I would never ride on that ride. There are no safety harnesses
well, I can understand why a...ride like that would be crazy
with the ladies, what with the whole car vibrating and all...
Best Birthday Cake ever
Phil Thanks for the idea!
You ruined cake. How could you ruin cake?
No ruining donuts!
Max True Scientists never think things through!
I want one of those.
I might not put it in the kitchen, but I still want one.
Missed the following that I have also heard
"Is the device that you are having problems with a computer?"
"When you applied for your job did you put on your resume that you knew how to use a computer?"
"I'm sorry I can't help you with your complaint about your son's soccer team. Perhaps you should call the sports association"
"Click with the left mouse button. Yes, the one that is on the left hand side of the mouse"
"Sorry I can't see what you are pointing at, I'm not in the same room."
Also many others. Glad I don't have to do that as often any more.