Phil All days that aren't Monday are purely fictional. And Wednesday doubly so.
But...but...but the calendar says it's Wednesday. But it has to still be Monday until the new strip arrives!
Also, Happy April! My favorite month! And totally not
because it's my birthday on the 29th.
It's because of April Fool's day
I love getting to the Root of the problem.
See, that's a lesson more kids need to learn - sometimes you need to step back from the crushing in order to smite at all.
Phil Wow, some reader, your love of February and/or us has caused it to grow an extra day ...
Missed the following that I have also heard
"Is the device that you are having problems with a computer?"
"When you applied for your job did you put on your resume that you knew how to use a computer?"
"I'm sorry I can't help you with your complaint about your son's soccer team. Perhaps you should call the sports association"
"Click with the left mouse button. Yes, the one that is on the left hand side of the mouse"
"Sorry I can't see what you are pointing at, I'm not in the same room."
Also many others. Glad I don't have to do that as often any more.